This is one of my favorite posts and it’s about a year or more old so I know there are a lot of you who may not have seen it. Today, I’m reposting it in all it’s glory (which a few new fun things added in) for your enjoyment.

“Targeted quote about the subject of my post; something resonating.”

                                                                                                                                                -Someone you’ve heard of (or one I found on Google making me seem learned)

Stock PhotoThis first paragraph grabs you and pulls you into the blog’s world.  Sometimes it’s an anecdote about something I’ve seen (and I hope you’ve seen too) that will relay directly into what the post talks about or a nifty stat that I Googled 5 minutes ago.  The post has a short amount of time to draw you in because on average I will lose the most readers after a crappy first paragraph. (Hopefully my relevant and quirky photo to the right will give you the sense this blog is funny and not just full of boring words.)  Notice how I use action verbs to make this more entertaining for you?

[Clever Subhead]

The subheads must be clever but not too telling.  You are more than likely skimming at this point to decide if this post is “up your alley”.  Gotta make you read down into the post.

English teachers across America join hands and cringe at the length and structure of blog paragraphs.  No five sentences and a “thought break” here, the readers’ precious time must be attended to.

This paragraph is sure to drop in some buzz words like “community”, “conversation”,  “target market” and “social media ROI” so Google Spiders will notice and increase this page’s search ranking during their crawl.  It’s neat, because I didn’t even plan that, I’m just writing what’s on my mind.  Be sure to click on this link that will open in a separate window; I can’t have you leaving and messing up my Bounce Rate, can I?

Time for another picture.

Cute Kitty

5 Things In A List

I know you like lists because you don’t want to have to think too hard, so here you go.  Isn’t this easy to read?  Skim-ready and processed so you don’t have to analyze anything yourself.

You’re welcome.

  1. First Item In List – You’ve probably heard this point before, but now you that you know this list applies to you, read on.
  2. A Little Deeper Now – This might not be something you’ve thought of before, but here I am telling you about it.  I must be smart, right?  Read on.
  3. The “Jan” Point – This is something I found on Google+ and I don’t know much about, but since it’s in the middle like Jan from The Brady Bunch, you don’t notice it much.
  4. Winding Down – You can’t become too complacent, so this point is very important and will lead you directly into…
  5. The Final Point – Last point in the list.  I hope you remember this one and it is strategically placed so you will.

[Insert Infographic Found on Mashable Here]

Conclusion

You’ll recognize a point from the first paragraph to let you know things are wrapping up.  You’re almost done so don’t stop reading now!

The blog now makes a HUGE POINT about something that I want you to remember/do/buy. This is known as a “Call To Action”, but you don’t have to know that.  If done correctly at this point you will want to share this on Twitter or Facebook by clicking the “Tweet This” or “Share” buttons conveniently floating beside you on your screen or around this post.

Here’s me asking you a question and bringing you into the conversation so you will leave a comment.  Sound about right?  Did I leave anything out?

Clever closing line bringing together everything and making me sound awesome and witty.

Now I’ve brought my post to a close and done everything I needed to, unless I don’t to anything I just said…………

Thoughts?


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Shonali 1124 pts

I hadn't seen this post earlier, so I did a double take at first. Then I got it. NICE one!

joey_strawn 338 pts moderator

Shonali Thanks! This post is almost like a game for me to see who gets it and who doesn't quite. : )

Shonali 1124 pts

joey_strawn I narrowly missed being on the wrong side of that divide!

joey_strawn 338 pts moderator

faybiz You and me both, man. This one makes me smile for multiple reasons.

EricaAllison 1114 pts

Poor Jan, it's always "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!"

Nice way to do a little framework tutorial, Joey!

BestRoofer 78 pts

Really like this post Joey and I tagged it to go back to when I'm working on my own posts. Thanks a lot!

kennysilva 12 pts

Great post! I found you blog on AOL blog search and I like to say you are the tops. I will add to my subscriptions of helpful blogging sites. Also, I write a about related material. You should check out my blog at http://www.malenhancement.com

joey_strawn 338 pts

kennysilva I'm not sure if this is a joke or actually Spam disguised as Kenny. Either way, it couldn't be on a better post. I love it, whether it be Kenny or Coincidence. : )

Thanks!

Sushi 147 pts

Comment on quality of post. Personal incident related to post, but only marginally. Concluding sentence wrapping up exactly what was said in the first sentence.

joey_strawn 338 pts

Sushi Generic note of Thanks and Appreciation that I actually mean. [smiley face made from colon and end parentheses]

JohnWEllis 7 pts

Insert agreeable comment here. If I tell you how awesome you are, then you are more likely to leave my spammy comment on here. Because everyone loves an ego boos.

Then, I will mention how I talked about this same subject on my blog to get your readers to check my site out. I will follow by putting way too much contact information below.

-John W. Ellis
twitter.com/johnwellis
www.JohnWEllis.com
www.facebook.com/johnellis
www.linkedin.com/in/johnwellis

joey_strawn 338 pts

JohnWEllis haha, I like how you snuck all that in there. I plan to leave it all up because it's in the vein of the post and more people should connect with you anyway.

Thanks for the comment!

FrankDickinson 337 pts

Always good to include a funny, witty, inspiring, but sometime off color video - what, do you think I like having to read everything?

:)

joey_strawn 338 pts

FrankDickinson haha, I do prefer the occasional off-color video. I'm glad you noticed. That'll be included in the sequel to the sarcastic blog-template post

FrankDickinson 337 pts

joey_strawn Ahh - so you know the tip of making a single post into a series - see, this blogging thing ain't that hard :)

joey_strawn 338 pts

FrankDickinson Not if you follow my easy Blogging-By-Numbers Post-O-Matic System.

joey_strawn 338 pts

Sushi FrankDickinson Bahhh! You got me.

FrankDickinson 337 pts

Sushi LOL - yep - right up Strawn's alley!

mentormarketing 6 pts

I enjoyed your blog template post, it feels just on the edge of sarcastic and helpful. Great voice to this post.

joey_strawn 338 pts

mentormarketing Thanks. I'm glad you caught both voices I was trying to write in. I wanted to be helpful, but at the same time kind of "bring to court" the template form of blogging I see out there. Thanks for reading, commenting and sharing.

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