It’s only a matter of time.
Eventually you’ll have to sit through a speech about marketing, or business development, or user experience, or (god forbid) social media. The problem is that the speech will go one of 3 ways.
- Crappy – Let’s be honest, a LOT of speeches suck. Whether they are boring, inconsequential, off-point, or just crappy, there are a lot of speeches out there that are going to suck and drive attendees away from your next event like vegans from a Chik-fil-A.
- “Meh” – It didn’t suck and it filled the appropriate time-slot, but who cares. Hooray, your speaker stayed on topic and your audience is still asleep.
- Awesome – Then there are your great speeches. You know them when you see them and those are the speeches people talk about after, that drive up traffic to your page and/or event.
I’ll let you decide which type you want. The only issue now is finding a speaker that fits that bill.
I think I can fix that for you.
Did you know that I’m available for speaking engagements? Well, gosh golly Molly, I am. I’ve been speaking to audiences for the last 5 years, both through my time as a stand-up comedian and more recently with my Digital consulting.
The best part is, I know how to not suck.
What I Speak About
I try to find topics that will resonate with whatever audience I am speaking to, but they all come from my personality and delivery style. The aren’t for everyone, but the message is clear and the points are applicable.
To give you an idea, some of the topics I’ve touched on include:
- Social Media Douchebags – It’s easy to be involved with social media, but it’s even easier to be a total douche while using it too. How can you and your team avoid the mistakes that will land you in one of my categories of social media douchebags?
- Are You There Internet? It’s Me, Joey – One staple of all my consulting rests around finding and using you or your company’s Digital Personality. This presentation is designed to help solidify the importance and definition of Digital Personality and how you can begin using it today.
- How To Punch Everyone You Meet In The Face With Awesome – You’ve heard the phrase “Content is King”. Well, when it comes to your Digital Personality, your Content is your Voice. What strategies can you put in place and what mindset can you have that will make sure what you’re putting out there doesn’t make your audience sad to be alive?
You get the idea. The good news is that I can customize any presentation to fit your audience or come up with one especially for them or your event.
Do you need a speaker for your event? Contact me and we can talk about pricing and scheduling.








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